Jersey Shore Shark Attack 2012…
I have to first say that I am fan of Syfi Movies. Most of them are so bad they’re good. This isn’t quite one of those movies. But, it would be unfair to trash it. And, I will even go as far as to say it’s probably better than you think it is. That is if you think the movie is total shit, it’s much better than that. This is nowhere near as good Sharknado but it’s silly and fun and way more entertaining than Deliver Us from Evil!
I can’t give an in depth review of the movie because, well, it’s stupid, you know it’s stupid but if you’re anything like me you’re going to watch it and have a good time not having to think, at all, for 87 minutes. Come on! Albino Bull Sharks. Seriously, what are you waiting for!
I look at it like this, it’s like getting see the cast of the Jersey Shore devoured by sharks. Be honest, in the back of your mind, this has been something you’ve wanted to see for years so put it on your guilty pleasure list, have some fun and go with it.
Since I can’t give a serious review here’s the premise as taken from Amazon.com.
“With summer in full swing and a record-breaking Fourth of July crowd soaking up the boardwalk sun, Seaside Heights is the place to be in New Jersey! But when an illegal coastal drilling operation inadvertently unleashes a horde of man-eating albino bull sharks, the city is hurled into deadly chaos! Can a local Jersey crew band together to fend off the blood thirsty, ravenous sharks before the whole town is consumed?“
Cast of Characters:
Jack Scalia … Moretti
Jeremy Luke … TC
Joseph Russo … Donnie (as Joey Russo)
Daniel Booko … Balzac
Melissa Molinaro … Nooki
Alex Mauriello … J-Moni
Audi Resendez … BJ
Tony Sirico … Captain Salie