Bad Horror Movies
Welcome to Bad Horror Movies
Welcome to Bad Horror Movies, your go-to guide for navigating the thrilling yet treacherous terrain of horror cinema. I’m just a guy who’s been a horror movie aficionado for decades, and I’m here to share my unfiltered thoughts and rants on the films that make us scream, jump, and sometimes laugh out loud.
Why should you trust my reviews? Well, I’m no professional actor or director, but I did take three whole years of high school drama and even earned a letter in it. I’m a lifelong Thespian, albeit one who’s never set foot on a professional stage. But my real qualifications? A lifetime love of horror movies and an uncanny knack for predicting box office flops from just their trailers.
I’ve spent countless hours in front of the TV, immersing myself in the world of horror. From the late ’70s to the early ’80s, I was the human TV guide, knowing what was on every channel at any given time. And when DVDs came out with their bonus features and commentaries, I devoured them all. Even if I despised the movie, I’d still watch the extras. Why? Because understanding the thought process of the cast and director is fascinating. It’s about learning the art of filmmaking from those who live it.
Here at Bad Horror Movies, I don’t just review films. I rant about them. I give my honest, no-holds-barred opinion on why I loved, hated, or felt utterly indifferent towards a movie. Be warned, my language can be a bit colorful, and my humor, a bit dark. But that’s all part of the fun.
Remember, my goal isn’t to bash every horror movie out there. I love horror movies, both the good and the bad. If I critique a movie harshly, I’ll explain why. Every horror movie, especially the low-budget ones, deserves a chance. And just because I didn’t like a film doesn’t mean you won’t. My aim is to give you a heads up, a sneak peek into what you’re about to watch.
So, whether you’re about to stream a movie on Amazon Prime, Hulu, Netflix, or buy that special edition director’s cut with new bonus features, let me be your guide. Let’s save each other from the truly bad horror movies and celebrate the ones that get it right. After all, the world might not need another blogger offering unsolicited opinions, but it sure could use someone to separate the scream-worthy from the snooze-worthy in horror cinema. Welcome to Bad Horror Movies. Let’s get scared together.
- Objective/Fairness of Reviews 87%
- Ability To Call Epic Failures Before their release 87%
- Chance of F-Bombs being dropped during a review 99%
- Percent of movies I love that everyone else hates. 76%
- Percent of “must see horror movies” I’ve never seen. 67%
Recent Reviews & Rants
What Every Happened To Me?
Hello, long time no see. This is going to be a personal post that I’m sure will be of zero interest to anyone. However, since the last film I reviewed was in January of 2017, I thought it appropriate to briefly explain my absence. I'm going to cover a few things, from...
Don’t Breath 2016 A Quick Review
In Don't Breathe, three college aged burglars decided to break into a blind Vietnam veteran's home for an easy score but soon discover, there's nothing about it that is going to be easy. Director: Fede Alvarez Writers: Fede Alvarez, Rodo Sayagues Stars: Stephen Lang,...
Last Shift 2014 Quick Review
Last Shift. It's Jessica Loren's first shift as a police officer. She must spend the graveyard shift alone, babysitting the last night of a closing police station. The question becomes, is she really alone? Director: Anthony DiBlasi Writers: Anthony DiBlasi, Scott...
Abattoir 2016 Quick Review
In Abattoir, an investigative reporter investigates why a good guy one day murders his sisters family. She teams up with a cop and the investigation leads her to learn things she should have left alone. Director: Darren Lynn Bousman Writer: Christopher Monfette...
Jessabelle 2014 Quick Review
Jessabelle 2014. After barely surviving a horrific car accident Jessie Laurent returns home to Louisiana to stay with her father while she recuperates. She discovers three old VHS tapes left to her by her late mother. They soon reveal that Jessabelle is being haunted...
7 Underrated Horror Movies You Need To See
So many movies to choose to from. Below are 7 underrated horror movies I think you might like too. I started making a list and soon found that there are dozens of underrated horror movies. I narrowed it down to 7 for now. I say for now because I am sure I will make...
The Autopsy of Jane Doe 2016 | Bad Horror Movies
Father and son coroners find themselves pulled into a mystery of what killed Jane Doe, the beautiful young woman found dead and partial buried in the basement of what appears to some kind of murder suicide. It's up to the The Autopsy of Jane Doe centers around a...
The Monster 2016 Quick Review
A struggling mother battling her inner monsters. A young daughter who has been forced to grow up way too soon. On road trip they encounter a monster when their car breaks down on deserted road in the woods. Director: Bryan Bertino Writer: Bryan Bertino Stars: Zoe...
The Walking Dead Season 7 Premier
The Walking Dead Season 7 premier starts off where season 6 ended. Negan has captured Rick and several others. Negan has promised to kill on of Rick's group in the season 7 premier we sadly discover who was chosen. Director: Greg Nicotero Writers: Greg Nicotero, Tony...
The Sighting Quick Review
The Sighting takes place a year after seven local students are murdered at a lake house. Two recent high school graduates decide to drive up from Michigan to Canada. They take a shortcut and soon discover the terrifying truth behind one of the worlds most popular...
Thanatomorphose 2013 Review
Thanatomorphose is about a young woman who wakes up one day showing signs of decay. Thanatomorphose is a French word meaning the visible signs of an organism's decomposition caused by death. Writer & Director: Éric Falardeau Stars: Kayden Rose, Davyd Tousignant,...
Deadgirl 2008 A Not So Quick Review
The Deadgirl centers around two less than popular high school kids who find a girl chained to a bed in the basement of an abandoned mental hospital. They soon discover that she cannot die. Directors: Marcel Sarmiento, Gadi Harel Writer: Trent Haaga Stars: Shiloh...
Demonic 2015 Quick Review
Demonic is the story of 20-somthings that are documenting a haunted house investigation. Things go badly and the police are called into investigate. The detective in charge discovers a sole survivor and calls in a psychologist to help. As they unravel the mystery of...
The Abandoned 2015 Quick Review
The Abandoned is about a young woman trying to get her life back in order. She takes a job as a security guard during the graveyard shift. It's her first night working in this beautiful old building. But, the more she learns to about the buildings dark past the...
The Innkeepers 2011 Quick Review
The Innkeepers is about a two employees working the last weekend before the Inn Closes for good. With only a couple of guests staying for the weekend they decide this is their final chance to do some serious ghost hunting and prove the place is haunted once and for...
6 Horror and Sci-fi Shows I lost Interest In
There are actually more than 6 horror and sci-fi shows I lost interest in but these are the top that have been on my mind lately. Though I’d like to make it clear that any show featuring aliens or monsters in it I consider them to be part of the horror genre. There...
Stranger Things 2016 Quick Review
Stranger Things is a Netflix original series centering around a middle school boy who goes missing on his way home after seeing something monstrous and sinister up head of on the road. There's young mysterious girl on the run and a government agency conducting some...
The Witch 2015 Quick Review
The Witch is about an New-England family that chooses to be become outcasts from their community and move out into the forest where they soon have to fight the forces of evil, black magic and possession. Director: Robert Eggers Writer: Robert Eggers Stars: Anya...